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Translating Women's English!
Yes = No.
No = Yes.
Maybe = No.
We need = I want.
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure...go ahead = I don't want youto.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.
You have to learn to communicate= Just agree with me.
Be romantic, turn out the lights = Ihave flabby thighs.
You're so.. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
You're certainly attentive tonight= Is sex all you ever think about?
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like.

TRANSLATING MEN'S ENGLISH
I'm hungry = I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.
I'm tired = I'm tired.
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now.
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
What's wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex withyou.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'deventually like to have sex with you.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes.
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd liketo have sex with me.
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I am gay.

Comments

Lakhanpal

playing dress up games hehehe :)

Kawle

girly internet dress up games

Fisher

mermaid dress up games

Kobayashi

Monster High Chibi Lagoona Blue Dress Up

Harada

Movie Character Dress up night at the Diorities, Saturday 27th April 2013 after game against Boulder. Come dressed as your favourite Movie Character. Casserole Tea also that night

Yamasaki

Little Boy Dress Up - Baby Game - tessagames.co.uk

Adams

so what if im an 18 year old in alone on a friday night eating crisps, celebrations, drinking orange juice and playing dress up games

Long

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Avraham

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Johnson

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Itō

Love Rainbow Bride Dress Up Games

Scott

Dress up games - Swing Bride

Xú

My Characters and Dress Up Games!

Doshi

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Hebbar

barbie dress up games

Bennett

Do you remember those dress up games? Lmao

García

If I dress up today and my games cancelled, I will flip shit.

Kamala

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Thomas

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Thompson

@RauhlingWithUk im playing dress up games, i have no life ok

Ganguly

hot dress up games - Alice Hair Dresser Game

Brown

@classic_2594 playing dress up games xD

Paswan

@losgeez costume play, dress up like a character from cartoons/movies/games/etc..

Rogers

Moshi Monsters Lady Googoo Dressup Game!

Miller

Dress-Up Games IP

Poddar

Perfect Bride

Nelson

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Morales

but at least girly online dress up games exist.

Mukherjee

Dress up games - we will give to charity

Torres

playing dress up games? yeah this is happening..

Murphy

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Ishii

dressupgames.com (part 1)

Davies

Girl Games - Winx Dressup Girl Game

Flores

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Peterson

Moshi Monsters Lady GooGoo Dressup Game link http://www.moshigames.com

Cooper

[roiworld for dress up games] Summer Pink Monster High

Nishimura

Emo Friends Dress Up Game - Trailer

Ward

Birthday Girl Dress Up Games - Trailer

Hashimoto

Do boys dress up home or away games? Man I hate last minute shit.

Malik clan

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Díaz

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Myers

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Friedman

Robecca in Dance Class Dress Up Game

Brooks

Chibi Spectra V. Dress Up Game

Cukkemane

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Clark

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Chakraborty

Playin dress up games with momma! Girl bonding :-)

Dahan

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Robinson

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Aoki

Srsly, I need to stay away from those dress up games. Anyway, #votesnowwhite #movieawards http://t.co/HmJhJxBHZL

Takeuchi

Sobrato bulldogs!!!! I hope every one had an awesome and amazing break!!! Well tomorrow is school and the start of the battle sexes week boys vs girls. Tomorrow spirit day is princess/ super hero day so dress either as ur favorite super hero or princess. If you formed a team for the week than remember to compete in the noon time activities. Also after school is the powder puff foot ball game at 3:30 so go watch its free!!! It's juniors vs seniors! And obviously the seniors are going to win! ;D

Sasaki

I love Justin Bieber - Dress Up Games

Zhū

Awesome Dress-Up Games

Carter

Halloween Dress Up Games - Trailer

Yamazaki

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Fukuda

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Sengupta

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Nakashima

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Yamada

Playing dress up games. Lalala~

Evans

Barbie Winter Girl - Dress up Games

Satō

"@_gonzalezerica: @gaabyl_xo damn alright do we dress up or what are we doing ???" No he said not to dress up on games but wear your jersey

Richardson

World Masters - For all those players who are playing can we please ask that you read this message

- The Venue will be open from 8am for players to sign in, players will be able to practise from this time until 8.45am.

- All players have been allocated marking duties and we will be publishing this in the coming days.

- It is important that all players are at the venue before 8.45am to sign in, even if you are not on the 1st session.

- We do ask that even if you have not been successful in qualifying for the main knockout that in the interest of others who have that you still play your final group match on the Sunday. There are still prizes to play for in the wooden spoon for players who finish 5th and 6th in the group stages. EVERYONE will get a knockout game on Sunday.

- Dress Code, all we ask is that no jeans are worn on Sunday.

Most importantly - We wish everyone an enjoyable weekend, we would like to thank you for your support and look forward to seeing you all this weekend.