4/08/2013

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iPhone 5 Nano-SIM cutting from Micro-SIM or Mini-SIM
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Sullivan

Se lil ye ii

Wood

@eversmile1d sim :)

Yoshida

Hey friends, a favor, we are in need of an old phone, for our son. Something very basic that you've got laying around. Want it to hold a charge, and can call & text. Old flip phone is fine. Something we can put our ATT sim card in. And while we're at it, looking for a safe, CHEAP automatic car for him to learn to drive on. Can't believe what people think their old rigs are worth anymore. Wow!

Takeuchi

o profe "vcs tem grupo da oficina?" eu "NAOOO" ai a escrota "sim"

Jackson

gudbye maxis hello tunetalk

Taylor

sim e daí piriguete

Harris

eu quero do austen pq sim u-u e pq ele é seu amante

Clark

A Lady asked her boyfriend,
Akpos” How much do you love
me ?
AKPOS : I love you so much, can’t
measure…….
Girl : No just tell me….
AKPOS : Okay I am like a phone
and you are my Sim card, there’s
no me without you……
Girl : aaaaaawww that is so
romantic …….
(Akpos says 2 himself) See this
joker !!! I’m a china phone with 3
sims.

Jaitly

Manchester derby match is on my mind... what about you Mr.FACEBOOK!?

Dahan

FREE Samsung Galaxy Note II (2) and SIII (3) SIM Unlock - Easy & Fast - ItsBTsWorld
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Gairola

@foryouluinha Ah sim!! Obrigada.

Cooper

Já retribuiu um tchau que não era pra você? rs — já sim, mais da Tchau tbm para não passar vergonha kkk... http://t.co/dPIzHxob76 undefined

Mandadapu

vou voltar a usar 245x245 pq sim

Sadangi

saudade do meu beijo é ? — sim,saudade do beijo de um anonimo (: mas é claro ! kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk... http://t.co/ZJycYeCcSz undefined

Kimura

Certas amizades, me causam ciúmes sim.

Yamashita

apesar de tdo ainda gosto de ficar aqui sim

Patel

The Sims 3: Create-A-Sim - Zeke (iPodZeke1 as a Sim)
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Butler

@mateusouza19 futuramente, sim. É difícil tirar o lugar do Boruc em boa fase.

Kamala

SiM - Blah Blah Blah (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
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Aoki

Reabilitare
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Miller

@victorA7x1 ah sim... Aí vai babar teu os cursos q tu tava fazendo? Logo agora q tu tava tomando jeito?!

Okada

@mikebrasileiro rs tudo sim e você?? *-*

James

Anyone in need of a smartphone? I have a new galaxy s3 LTE (no sim lock) for sale! ...in case someone is interested PM me! :)

Scott

Ai sim heim @taitaivieira eu já ouvi falar mt dele desde quando lançou o livro, talvez vou ver neste fim de semana ai to só na expectativa

Thompson

Mary,amor?

Reed

Samsung Galaxy Note II Clone - MT6589 Dual Sim and Single Sim Compare
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Ganguly

Chateando Desde Vive tu SIM Claro! Visita http://www.ideasclaro.com.co/minisites/Windows_Java/windowslive-sim.htm

Takahashi

John just told us he wants to meet the POTUS so he can show him his Sim City, you know, cause being POTUS is kinda like playing Sim City.

Yamamoto

April 8, Nitin Van Mana
1Samuel 10-12, Luka 9:37-62

1Samuel 10:25
Siangpahrang ih covo le ttuanvo pawl cu Israel mi pawl hnenah Samuel in felte'n a simfiang...

Siangpahrang in covo le ttuanvo an nei. An covo an lak vekin an ttuanvo khal an ttuan ve ding hrimhrim asi.

Mi zo cio khal kanmah le kan dinhmun ciarin siangpahrang kan ttuan. Kan kuthnuai le kan thuneihnak hnuai ih a ummi pawl parah siangpahrang sinak kan nei cio.

Ram le miphun uktu in an uknak ah, kawhhran le biaknak lamih Pathian hnattuan le hruaitu pawlin an mipi parah, innsang ih nulepa in an telefa parah, innsang khat sungih ulenau kar lakah, kan zate'n zo cio khalin covo le ttuanvo kan nei, timi hi kan theih ding a thupi ngaingai.

"Na thlennak hmunkip ah, na tuahmi ziangkim ah na covo cu zaamlo takin lak awla na ttuanvo cu neh zatin ttuan aw."

Luka 9:58
Jesuh in, "Cinghnia pawlin kua an nei ih vate tla in bu an nei; sikhalsehla Mi Fapa cun riahnak le colhnak hmun khal a neilo." tiah ati.

Mi pakhat in Jesuh kha a dungthlun dingin a dilih Jesuh in a ruahbanlo piin a rak let. Pathian hnattuan timi hi kan mitih kan hmuhban cin le kan kutih kan tham theih cinrii lawngih ruah ding asilo. Kan hmuhban lomi, kan theihban lomi le kan ruahban lomi tiangin ziangkim a selam siseh, a tthalam siseh a thleng ringring thei.

Cule khatlam ah Jesuh in a sim duhmi cu khapai' thinlung sungih umnak hmun a neihlozia kha asi. Khapa cun a hmuhmi le a theihmi, Jesuh ih mangbangza thilti theinak le khawruahhar a fimnak thawi' a thu simmi pawl ruangah thlun a duh ve maimai. A thinlung sungah Jesuh hi zo asi, ziang a tuah, timi rengreng hman a ruatlo. Cumi ruat dingin Jesuh kha a thinlung sungah hmun le hma a pek lo.

"Khrih riantu si dingin ziangdang hmuahhmuah hnakin amah kha na thinlung sungih umnak hmun na pek a ttul."

Pathian thlawsuahnak ..... na hnen um hram seh!!!
Salai Vanruah.

García

Respondendo aqui @bonafeveeh eu acho que nao vou pq vai ser muito perto da estréia,mas provavelmente sim, ce vai @_tributecatnip ?

Wright

@jessicajessican bb ku ntah kenapa sim rejected mulu nih, padahal uda di reboot cabut batre sama usep2 sim card :(

Ward

@danieltanure sim, eu vi que a própria notícia foi atualizada.. é mei irresponsável divulgar uma coisa séria dessa em nome do partido do gov

Nakashima

Sim ਤਾ ਹਾਰੇਕ ਕੋਲ ਹੈਗੀ ਆ

ਪਰ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ Sim ਦੀ Full Formਪਤਾ ?

Johnson

How to Fix No Sim Installed Error on iPhone 3G 3GS
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Hayashi

Sim City Pathfinding - shortest path failure
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Sahni

15 jokes back to back :p
Bra Kholo To Shakalaka Boom Boom,
Panty Kholo To Khulja Sim Sim,
Andar Dalo To Kya Masti Kya Dhoom,
Bahar Nikalo To Thanda Thanda Cool Cool.
ӨMalik
Boyfriend Girlfriend dono Sex Kar Rahe The.
Ladka Bola: “Janu Ab Hume Shadi Kar Leni
Chahiye”
Ladi Gusse Se Boli: “Madharchod, Tu Mazdoor
Hai Mazduri Kar, Factory Ka Malik Ban Ne Ki
Koshish Na Kar“
ӨActive Se Passive Mein Badlo
Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola
Teacher: “Active Se Passive Mein Badlo. Bache
Jab Sunsan Jagah Pe Jate Hai To Haadso Ko
Janam Dete Hai?”
Pappu: “Sunsan Jagho Pe Hue Haadse Hi
Bacho Ko Janam Dete Hai“
ӨLadki Ka Dikhana
Pappu Ka Ek Dost Tha Golu
Ek Din Dono Baatein Kar Rahe The To Golu Ne
Pappu Se Puchha
Golu: “Jab Girls Car Me Seat Belt Bandhti Hain
To Kaisa Dikhta Hai?”
Pappu: “Percentage Ke Symbol Jaisa %“
ӨEk Aurat Ka Dukhda
Ek aurat Dr Se: “Mera Pati 300% Napusank
Hai”
Doctor Hairan Hoke: “Arrey, Wo Kaise ?”
Aurat Rote Hue Boli: “Ek To Uska Khada Nahi
Hota. Dusara Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai. Teesra Kal
Us Madarchod Ne Garam Garam Chai Pee Ke
Apni Jibh Bhi Jala Li.“
ӨBiwi Ko Khush Rakhne Ke 3 Tarike
1st – Roz Uski Leni Chahiye, (Khabar)
2nd – Roz Uske Dabane Chahiye, (Pair)
3rd – Roz Apna Khol Ke Uske Hath Mein Dena
Chahiye, (Purse)
Kya soch rahe ho ? Jo soch rahe the wo bhi
Karoge To Biwi Khush Hi Rahegi
ӨBra ki size
Ek Moti Lady Ek Bar Bazar Mein Bra Lene Gayi,
Aur Dukan Par Jake Bra Dekhne Lagi.
Dekhte Dekhte Achanak Boli: “Bhaiya, Wo Wali
Bra Mere Size Ki Lagti Hai, Dikhana Zara”
Dukandar: “Maff Karna Bahanji, Wo Bra Nahi,
Mere Scooter Ki Steppney Ka Cover Hai“
ӨBahu Ka Gussa
Saas Ne Bahu Se Pucha
Saas: “Bahu, Jo Naye Chawal Aaye Hai Wo
Kaise Hai?”
Bahu Gusse Se: “Ekdum Aapke Bete Jaise”
Saas Haraini Se: “Kya Matlab?”
Bahu: “Bilkul, Chadhte Hi Pak Jate Hai Aur Pani
Chhod Dete Hai Fir Turant Hi Utarna Padta Hai“
ӨPati Se Zagda
Thanedar: “Tumne Apne Pati Se Zagda Kyu
Kiya?”
Aurat: “Inhone Mujhe Office Se Phone Kiya Ki
Tayar Ho Ja, Ye Aaye Aur Utha Ke Muze
Bedroom Mein Le Gaye, Fir Mere Sare Kapde
Utaare, Muze Bed Par Lita Ke Meri Dono
Tangein Khol Ke Bole”
April Fool !!!!
ӨKamayi Me Hissedari
Apni Biwi Ko Apni 100% Kamayi Dene Se 10%
Sukh Milta Hai
Aur Girlfriend Ko Apni Kamayi Ka 10% Dene Se
100% Sukh Milta Hai.
Paisa Apka, Faisla Apka Jago Grahak Jago.
ӨPaise Chhupane Ka Tarika
Pappu: “Mom, Aap Blouse Mein Paise Kyun
Rakhti Ho?”
Mom: “Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale”
Pappu: “Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz
Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte
Hai“
ӨDost Ko SMS
Ek Baccha Roz School Se Bhag Kar Gand
Marwata Tha.
Aisa Kar Kar Ke Usne Bahut Paise Kamaye.
Un Paiso Se Usne Ek Mobile Kharid Liya.
Kismat Dekho Aaj Bhosdi Ka Apni Hi Story
Khud Pad Raha Hai.
ӨChalu Baba
Ek Dukhi Lady Baba Ke Pas Gayi Aur Boli
Lady: “Baba Mera Pati Kab Sudhrenga?”
Baba: “Pati Ko Layi Ho?”
Lady: “Nahi.”
Baba: “Koi Baat Nahi, Apna Blouse Kholiye”
Lady: “Kyun?”
Baba: “Bachha, Pati Ki Hath Ki Rekhayein
Dekhni Hai Na“
ӨGrah Parvesh
Apni Suhagrat Ko Pati Achhe Tarike Se Sex Kar
Nahi Paya
Subha Dulhe Ki Maa Ne Bahurani Se Puchha
Saas: “Bahu, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?“
Bahu Udasi Se: “Maa Ji Kya Batau, Grah
Parvesh To 2 Baar Hua, Par Grah Shanti Nahi
Ho Paayi“
ӨPiche Kya Lagati Hai
Girl Hostel Me Ek Phone Aaya – “Meena Hai
Kya?”
Warden Ne Pucha – “Piche Kya Lagati Hai
Wo?”
Phone Wala – “Ab Tho Pata Nahi Ji Par Pehle
Sarson Ka Tel Lagati Thi“
ӨHusband,Wife Aur Sasural
Ek Bar Husband Apni Wife Ke Sath Apni
Sasural Mein Gaya
Ek Din Vahan Husband Ne Biwi Se Kaha:
“Chalo Sex Karte Hain”
Biwi Boli: “Nahi Ye Mere Baap Ka Ghar Hai”
Husband: To Kya Mere Baap Ka Ghar Red Light
Area Hai Jo To Roz Taiyar Ho Jati Hai.

by vijay yadav...............

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