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Smith
Contemplating Whether to Choose IB or ICSE Board For My Kids... Any Insights/Suggestions?
Peterson
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Gotō
Math for Kids: Ducks & Octopuses (Cool School) 
Rivera
Maths Magic: "259 x your Age x 39 = ?" Just try it. You will get an interesting result.
Crazy Facts
Shimizu
I waited for this day for over 40 yrs I got to see Mrs. Greta Morgan Blash She was my Math Teacher at Escondido High School. You know how there is one person In your life that you really want to see again. Well she was my Hero when I was in School. I loved her then and I still love her now. When I was a kid was only 14 yrs old. She made me feel special. Now remember there was five kids in my family. all of them were so smart and skinny. I was the middle child and I was the fat dumb one. I had to work hard to get good grades.. Mrs. Blash saw that I needed one on one help. And she made me feel like I mattered. And I Never felt like I would be anyone great. And She would let me know that I was important. I went to her home and she fixed dinner for me and her husband . I always liked spending time with her. What a wonderful Woman she is and was. I enjoyed spending time with her today. I would love it if she lived here .... But She lives in Las Vegas So I guess I will have to go there and see her... Road trip Yeah. She is not much older that me. So today I saw that we are a lot alike She is a strong woman and I am too. She loves her family and I love mine. When I was in school I thought she was like a Barbie Doll so pretty. and she still is. She is the one person in my life that I wanted to Say Thank you for Caring for Me when I was little and you help to make me who I am today.... So I finally got to do this.... God Answered my Prayers
James
Math for Kids: Clown Multiplication (Cool School) 
White
ANTONIA U A FAKE BITCH AND I BEEN UR FRIEND THEN U TREAT ME LIKE THIS LET ME TELL U SUM U DIRTY ASS SLUT U CANT HATE CUZ U UGLY AND I LOOK BETTER THAN U AND MOM KEEP HER KIDS WIT NIKES,JORDANS NOW U, U A HOE CUZ U WHERE MY SHIT BITCH. AND HOW THE FUCK U GANNA TELL MARNITA THT SHE DO WHT I DO BITCH HOE U SURE ABOUT THT.ANYWAY COME DO WHT U SAID U WAS GONNA DO 2 ME IN CLASS COME SMACK MY TEETH STRAIGHT AND SMACK MY BRAIDS OUT BITCH AND AS SOON U TOUCH ME U DIRTY ASS SLUT I'M PULL U BY UR HAIR OH U DON'T GOT NONE WELL FCK THT PLANE IM SLAM THT OVER SIZE HEAD OF URS AND SLAM IT ON THT HARD ASS WALL. BITCH, U FCKING WIT THE WRONG ONE
Zhōu
The Nicki Minaj hate bandwagon is getting really annoying. I'm sick of seeing exaggerated shit content about how she sucks. She actually wasn't that bad at first. This is how I know the internet is full of 12 year olds trying to be cool. I should start hating a random band/artist that is generally ok just to see how many dipshits emulate my hate to fit in.
Sharma
Just heard of a new trend. The condom challenge. Kids are taking condoms, snorting them, and pulling them through their nostril and out of there mouth. This is some of the shit teenagers are doing for fun. Im sorry, but the future of our society is fucked.
Jaitly
NELSON, Ga. — The city council in a small north Georgia town voted Monday night to make gun ownership mandatory – unless you object.
NELSON GEORGIA? REALLY? I Dont think tourist will be coming to this town anytime soon. Unless at some point there is a O.K. Corral kind of event and we may not have to wait long. All it will take is a bad day and a much wanted parking spot at the local WAL-MART..
Wilcox County is the last in Georgia where dances are still segregated by race. REALLY? WILCOX, GEORGIA? REALLY? SLLLOOOOOWWWW PROGRESS!
Parents of North Carolina college students could lose a $2,500 tax credit if their child is registered to vote in the community where they attend college.
NORTH CAROLINA? VOTER SUPRESSION? REALLY? THE NUMBER ON THIS BILL IS 666. ENOUGH SAID.
Just keeping everyone up to date. REALLY.
Morris
Math for Kids: Scuba Diver Multiplication (Cool School) 
Katz
8 Tables (Michael Jackson Style) - Cool Math Songs 4 Kids 
Sengupta
6 days Beans.
Parker
April Fools: Math Class Shadow 
Yoshida
Math for Kids: Root Beer Float (Cool School) 
Azoulay
Nuerologist tested Amy with math and memory tests and she flew those no problem. He doesn't see a danger with this growth on spine, but does confirm there is one and it is pushing on the nerve which is causing her walking issues. So now they just wait and see what else can be done so she can come home. She says the food is really good there and she is always hungry. Her youngest son Derek fell and broke both bones on his left forearm today. Brave little man. Amy and Kevin wished they could be there to comfort him but his Grandma Patty (Kevin's mom) and family did a good job as substitutes! I don't think they will let him back on their trampoline again.
Jackson
Thoughts on the kid that sits infront of you in math ; P — COOL KIDS! That catch me Paulina and Nadien doing the... http://t.co/vDMJgfLaq1
Allen
How im woke by myself smh
Ward
Subtraction By 3 (Roger Troutman Style) - Cool Math Songs 4 Kids 
Kaneko
Lexie went to the office at school today saying that her head hurt. She has been getting a lot of these. So I drive up to school to give her some motrin. She starts crying that she does not feel good and wants to go home. I try to talk her into staying but end up taking just pulling her from school. We walk down to get her stuff from her class and as the class room door is closing she starts SKIPPING down the hall. I said "Excuse me, but if you are skipping you are NOT sick!"
Nelson
Hmm, just saw the editor of Consumer Reports on TV telling people not to buy pet insurance because it's not worth it. I would have to disagree. If you are very attached to your pet, you should buy it, because one serious illness or injury can wipe you out. My friend's dog was bitten at the dog park, she didn't realize because of thick fur, abcess resulted and the next thing you know, the dog's having surgery. $4000. Another friend tried to save his dog unsuccessfully and took out a loan for $7000. Now, he doesn't have the dog, but he has a loan he has to pay back for five years. Just compare coverages carefully to make sure you understand exactly what you're paying and getting, how much they will reimburse and for what. I personally have VPI (not plugging it because there may be other good ones out there, too) and I spent quite awhile on the phone with the operator comparing coverages before I chose a policy. I went with a fairly high level of coverage for around $65 a month. It covers most things but not well dog care or advanced cancer care. There are many cheaper policies out there, too, including just for emergencies. The editor told people just to "save up." Right. That'll happen.
Endō
Kurt Cobain died 19 years ago today! What is your favorite Nirvana song?
Nakashima
@marinreid yes, we were the cool kids . 6thgrade math >>>> that was perfect !
Amar
Playing angry birds in math class today!! We be cool kids
González
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