Going to uni is like betting on the grand national purely by means of picking the funniest named horse and eating salad with a bent spoon.
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Itō
Grand national has got me addicted to betting because I won £4 #ffs
Hill
My sister just called betting on the grand national "donations to the horses thing"
Peterson
Davis
To call some of the Jonathanians fools is an insult to foolish people. Yet there so many of them on timeline. They know themselves. Please get off and go help your divisive government to get just one thing right in 2013.
Hé
I was betting on the grand national so I could start saving up for M&G with justin bieber
Is it going to happen?:-)
@justinbieber x
Cooper
I won £7.50 on the Grand National arnt I just the betting queen
Davies
Bookies secure happiest Grand National: Big betting companies had the day of their lives yesterday when rank o... http://t.co/Px1OEh9VdD undefined
David
Cheeky little £3.50 profit off the Grand National, this betting malarkey is pretty simple! Thank God for each way bets though.
Fisher
I WON £201 BETTING ON THE GRAND NATIONAL AND I PLACED MY £3 BET AS A JOKE THIS MORNING. FUCKING WIN.
Roberts
Going to be betting on grand nation this weekend, come on you delicious bastards will needs a flat!
Sahni
Thank you #afcb and #paddypower I put the free £10 bet from betting on the Grand National on AFCB to win by exactly 2 goals. Paid for dinner
Azoulay
Another year of betting on the Grand National, another year of wasted money
Paswan
Lee betting on the grand national, all the best lad he looks happy @LeeDixon28 http://t.co/SaNtFE7G9s
Yamasaki
The grand national is so cruel on the horses there dying for the sake of people betting on them :( #disgusting
Malach
Betting today was a slog: Grand National - my horse 66/1 Saint Are; #Saints won took a chance: Auroras Encore won 66/1 NEARLY!!
Adams
@doyle_2 lay it off to the shooters!betting on u to score 2 points is like betting in the grand national #throwinmoneyaway
Kimura
1934 GRAND NATIONAL,GREAT FOOTAGE GOLDEN MILLER WINS 
Hughes
Grand National Result: Auroras Encore springs National shock: Sue Smith became only the t... http://t.co/rYX91BMOcO #SportsBetting #Blog undefined
Agrawal
Common Errors by Dame patience Jonathan
1. My Husband and Sambo is a good people
2. The President was once a Child and the Senators were once a Children
3. My Fellow Widows
4. A Good Mother takes care of his Children
5. The people sitting before you here were once a Children
6. Yes we are all happy for the effort,it is not easy to carry second in
an international competition like this one - Addressing Press men after
Female Under 19 Fifa World Cup
7. The Bombers who born them?wasn't it not a woman? They were
once a Children now a adult now they are bombing women and children
making some children a widow
8. My Heart feels sorry for these Children who have become Widows by
losing their Parents for one reason or another
Patience Jonathan Grammatical Blunder: My Husband Is The Best Couple
On Earth
add urs.
Tanaka
Trust dad to lose his betting slip for the grand national :L
Wáng
Avraham
What sporting event brings your country together?
King
Betting slips torn up ! Yet again #grand national
Brooks
Race replay: www.thetote.com Handicap Hurdle, Fairyhouse, 02-04-13 
Wright
My first experience betting on the grand national wasnt a success!! @jesssmith1991
Johnson
I think people missed my point earlier about the £53 a week....
Firstly: anyone truly on the absolute breadline would not be able to see my post unless you were down the library on the internet.... my guess no one was commenting from the library
Secondly: if you are truly on the breadline you would not smoke or drink.... my guess is most of you do either one or both
Thirdly: It is not up to this country to support a lavish lifestyle if you do not work, vey basic living should be all you have, including in my opinion, food stamps.
Lastly: Don't take me too seriously, life is hard enough without having a bit of a laugh and joke.
What a beautiful evening it is tonight..... and an added bonus I never changed the time on my watch on Sunday so I effectively finished work an hour earlier than I was expecting to..... it's the little things in life that make me happy :)
Ogawa
Chelsea want a penalty at Stamford Bridge, but nothing given. Still 0-0, with the Blues 2/7 to open the scoring - http://t.co/GiqHrl1E3B undefined
Kamala
Didier Drogba has the winner in the Grand National 
Mizrachi
first time betting on the grand national and the horse i picked won, hahaha
Chakraborty
Love it how on Grand National day that the betting apps are pushed up in the App Store charts #OneThingOnTheirMind
Harada
After an afternoon of Grand National betting lows & Arsenal winning highs is back to work i go!!
Wilson
Also made a profit £1.38 on the Grand National, obviously I have this whole betting malarkey sussed.
Martin
“@karysbrowning: Must be the only person not betting on the grand national #donthaveaclue” me too!
Barnes
My betting scheme of backing every horse in Grand National produced a profit of €26. I hope you all followed my tip.
Lee
Final Grand National Tipster Table http://t.co/suAy4BE4Fa thanks all for entering well done to @Borrecho1979 @jonsmith51 @markj1576 undefined
Inoue
This year, in the Grand National, im betting on Premature Ejaculation. Should come first right?... Right?
Mukherjee
@ashley_rafferty been betting on the kangaroo grand national??
Mandadapu
@YazminHarris "William Hill Bookmakers is one of your best bets for Grand National 2013 betting who also payout on 5 places on each way bet
Yamamoto
Nobody cared about the grand national last year but everybodys been betting this year my facebook is full of it
Perry
Informe Robinson - El Grand National, desde dentro 
Hebbar
Never betting on the grand national again because last time I did that the horse died lol
Endō
Never listening to my brothers betting advice again. He lost my £8.00 I won on the grand national yesterday
Levi
I like how since the grand national, the amount of betting apps in the free section on the App Store has sky rocketed
Takahashi
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Ramírez
People talking about their bets on the grand national, are you betting on how many horses die this year? Disgusting, cruel race. #aintree
Sullivan
@BailiffHunter I used to be a betting shop manager about 20 years ago. never bet then and never bet now.HATED Grand National day.
Guō
Grand National 2013: Rare Bob backers cash in as Paddy Power ...: Paddy Power was left emptying his pockets ag... http://t.co/FjV2W3n7m1 undefined
Martínez
@GemmaMorriswems in the betting shop we was both doing the grand national
Murakami
Just found out I won £35 on the grand national not bad for only betting £4!
Nishimura
Lǐ
never catch me betting on the grand national #cruel
Miller
Had 2 horses in the grand national and lost the betting slip #pissedoff
Iyer
Had a little win on the Grand National yesterday - went for the tried and tested method of betting on the jockey wearing blue and white.
Kawle
Tried the machine gun strategy to this years grand national betting backed 5 horses £1 e/w not one of them came close #grandnationalfail
Malik clan
I won £40 from the Grand National, I now know why people like betting so much, winning is like the greatest thing, I only bet 50p!
Ross
@MrDanielKennedy I won 13.50 from the grand national today I hope ur proud of my betting
Mitchell
People that are saying anybody betting on horse racing today, please shut up. The grand national is a huge race. Just saying!
Sanders
Imagine betting on the horse that won the Grand National at 66/1.. even if you put a fiver on it like!
Harris
Howard
Turns out I never,completed the the betting,so I never had any bets on the grand national #winner
Fujita
The ban on Colorado continues: http://www.shootingwire.com/story/284042
Seems like Colorado is getting its just desserts for voting in stringent gun control bills. What are your thoughts?




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