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Breakfast Buzz: What big events did you attend this weekend?

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Hashimoto

Horse Power: The National Museum of Racing

Jones

Alan Partridge - Horse racing commentary.

Watanabe

Must See Graham Norton Really Funny Refused Racing Horse Names

Ogawa

@EMMA_SPENCER 2 host first ever band night @WindsorRaces April 22nd.6 brilliant flat races + music form #ChasAndDave
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Foster

Weekend news:
Organisers of the Grand National have catapulted a horse into the side of a building to compensate for this yeas lack of fatalities.
Disappointed spectators besieged the Aintree box office after being denied the sight of stricken horses and grim faced vets with pistols. Animal rights activists were also furious at having travelled to Liverpool for nothing. Speaking after the race finished, with fully intact horses, Wayne said " I came all the way from Carlisle, at the very least I hoped to see an Irish midget dressed like Prince get hospitalised. Basically this was fast dressage! When my dad came here in the 70's he got concussed from a stray hoof". As the crowds anger threatened to spill over into violence, race officials wheeled out a massive siege catapult and mare called Dolly. The horse was hurled 400ft into the air before imploding. Racegoer Nikki said "it was like it was running in the sky. There was a bang as horse met concrete and everybody cheered, the atmosphere was incredible"

Poddar

Hoof-Care Schedule for Sport Horses

Allen

Inside Nature´s Giants -- Racehorse.

Endō

Verrazano Takes Wood Memorial http://t.co/0PJiYQnzlg undefined

Wilson

Slowly dissolving 30 years of history....This original harness racing mural from The Meadowlands is now on @eBay. http://t.co/KUVXtT1KGm undefined

Harris

GoPro Horse Racing Grass

Malakar

LEE MOTTERSHEAD: National passes its greatest test with flying colours: THE truth, of course, is that it matte... http://t.co/k0fvSVE8x2 undefined

Nishimura

Horse Racing ~ Dream On

Upadhyay

Horse Racing on a snow covered track - Oil Painting

Fujita

nothing angers me more than some ignorant imbecile who resorts to making "its gay" and "your gay" comments when they don't like something.

fuckers, curse you and the fucken horse you rode in on.

take into consideration on who reads your idiotic comments. you offend not only the person who originally posted the status or picture, but you others as well.

that will be all. carry on.

Kamala

#slugnews Ryan Mania: Winning Grand National jockey hoping to leave hospital today after terrifying fall: He w... http://t.co/ILl0LSpAqG undefined

Cohen

The horse racing community is pretty tight up in Montana. They know how to help each other out. http://t.co/C2VuUbP4EV undefined

Gairola

Seeing race horse owner, Trevor Hemmings on TV at the Grand National reminded me of the fab day I spent with him years ago when he rescued me when I was stranded by snow at Earls Court (working for one of his companies). Luckily for me he was also in London and we travelled by limo to his private 8 seater jet, flew to Blackpool and then I was treated to a look round his amazing stables before his chauffeur drove me home - what a day to remember! ☺

Roberts

Oscar Pistorius vs a HORSE

Ōta

WORLD CLASS: A look at the major trials for the Kentucky Derby: International ratings expert Sam Walker assess... http://t.co/P20KG77wES undefined

Garg

Think its quite hypocritical saying your only using twitter to find your daughter, when in fact you are posting shit about horse racing!

Hebbar

How to Handicap Thoroughbred Horse Racing: The Age Factor

Yamamoto

Betting On Horse Racing - Racing Profits Email Selection Service

Agnihotri

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Cooper

@Lsneara @lionelrossier http://t.co/J35HzPmEHO undefined

Hill

Horse Racing 1981 Imperial Cup

Biton

GRENADILLA Barbados Champion Race Horse

Kimura

Barbados Horse racing november 24 2007_x264.mp4

Zhōu

No matter how a horse can run it will never win a race with life.LIFE:is like a proverb which has a hidden story behind it.Bonjour to every one.

Ghatak

FRANCE: Laffon-Parias could call the Tune at Saint Cloud: A RACE for older horses which certainly lives up to ... http://t.co/VdfHORCB62 undefined

Perry

We have great news to share with you today....

Bloodtest is confirmed, Rainbow Road IS PREGNANT!!!! She will have her ultrasound on the 18th, and hopefully be home the following week!!

We are SO very excited. She was bred to two-time grade II winner Woke Up Dreamin'. Woke Up Dreamin is aof Horse of the Year Holy Bull and the first foal out of the unraced Storm Cat mare Dreamlike, a daughter of two-time female turf champion Flawlessly. Woke up Dreamin' was the winner in 2005 of the Smile Sprint Handicap at Calder (six furlongs in 1:09.80), True North Breeders' Cup Handicap (six furlongs in 1:08.38) at Belmont Park, and two Santa Anita allowance races, Woke Up Dreamin was ranked among North America's top sprinters going into the Vosburgh Stakes (gr. I) at Belmont Oct. 1, which proved to be his final start. Sent off at 5-2 odds, he finished ninth to Taste of Paradise and came out of the race with foot problems. He retired with six wins from 16 starts and earnings of $578,475. He was trained by Bob Baffert back in the day.

We will have further updates as we go along!

Saitō

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Mizrachi

Horse Racing Oddity - Taking a bite out of the competition

Amar

While a preacher was trying to raise money for his parish, he found out there was a great deal of money to be made in the horse racing business. To his dismay, he discovered at the horse auction that the prices of horses were too steep and all he could afford was a donkey, which he bought.

Determined to make money for his parish, he entered his donkey in a race and to everyone's surprise finished third. The next day, the newspaper headline read:

PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS

The following week the preacher again entered the race and this time won! The newspaper headline read:

PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT

Annoyed by this kind of publicity, the preacher's Bishop suggested that the preacher not continue this activity. The headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS

After reading the paper the Bishop demanded that the preacher get rid of the donkey. The preacher gave the donkey to a Nun in the local convent. The headlines read:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

When he recovered from the shock, the Bishop ordered the nun to sell the donkey. When it was discovered that the Nun sold the donkey to a farmer for $10.00 the headline read:

NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS

Clarke

FAITHFUL HUSBAND
wife hit her husband with frying pan.
HUSBAND:what was that for.
WIFE:i found a papper in your pocket with the name jenny on it.
HUSBAND:i took part in a race last week and jenny was the name of my horse.
WIFE:sorry~~~~~~~~i.
[Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again·]
HUSBAND:what now?
WIFE:your horse is on the phone.

Ishikawa

@AlexHarbrow horse racing, football, basketball, golf, casino, rugby

Sadangi

Elkridge-Harford Point-to-Point races open up local horse racing season http://t.co/N3gHUgcw1G undefined

Jaitly

Back to back winners!! Admiralty & Night in Milan both winning their respective races for us at http://t.co/5Sp7hyS0JR! undefined

Yamashita

Oh God ,,, am writin orals tomorrow,,,,, hlp mi God!!!