mad cat

My cats going mad and running all over my stuff and knocking everything off my dresser, for fucks sake cat calm down

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ok kids, I did it. I bought the button machine. if you would like a button done, send me the pic, ill pop out a button for ya. or if you want, write me the text you would like on it and ill throw that on there. ok, these things go for 3.50 on ebay... go look yourself (no one ever believes me - then they get mad when they go look - funny) ill hook everyone up for 2.50 if you send me a self addressed envelope with a stamp on it ... throw it right back at you as soon as I get it. just so everyone knows, my first button was that of a white and black cat and ... I got 95% of it right, the press didnt hit it right the first time ... it didnt wrap all the way around, but ... every button after that worked perfect (Its how you pop the mylar on ... it is... ill never mess that up again)... so .... if you would like a button..... hey, anti masonic buttons from here are half price! (lol , 300 million people just laughed) .. but you would like anything from NCAA buttons (go louisville!) to NFL buttons ... ill gladly hook you up. enjoy!

Adams

Very concerned about how many cats and kittens are being dumped around Toodyay WA. The feral cat population is exploding. I found two kittens last week: Ive got four strays, now: on the road to becoming the Mad Cat Lady of this town: except I'd have to join a queue to deserve that title: lucky there are so many other kind hearted dudes out here taking on abandoned pets...

Azoulay

My 7yo brother told me he had a dream that my cat had mad kitties

Avraham

Idk if i should be sad mad or confused that i didnt know niall had a cat named jess like wtf when did this happen?

Okamoto

absolutely raging!! wot a load of wank halifax are 30 pound fuckin bank charges!! they can kiss my fuckin arse anorl am closing me account!! PRICKS!!

Aoki

The puppy w0nt SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN IM TRYING T0 SLEEP ! I G0T THINGS T0 D0 IN THE M0RNING >=/ ! AND PE0PLE W0NDER WHY I HATE D0GS EVEN IF THERE CUTE ... Ditty lil MUTT

Bailey

"@BERNEYADOL: So mad I think my female cat is pregnant. >:("---lmboo you should be happy thats good news

Ishikawa

Hahaha even though I want Louisville... This cat (albrecht) is straight ass...

Malik clan

Louisville cat

Taylor

Житель Горячего Ключа выращивал в квартире коноплю

Morales

@a_Cheshire_Cat_ コリアンｗｗｗｗさすがマレーシアやなｗでも３時までなら楽じゃない？朝早くて昼早く終わった方が楽しい気がする！

Matsumoto

Just touched that cat now my mfn lip swellin up IM MAD AS HELL.

Reyes

Just loved this!!! A must for all cat mad folk!! http://t.co/3iECGMEFhc

Baker

Lunch today was so funny lol but some of things hurted lol!!!!!!!!!!(:

Hall

aww spook is mad at me :( he came downstairs from his 6 hr nap and realized mommy got another baby, he sniffed him and his hair stood up and when i told him he had to play nice he jumped up on my desk and refuses to come out for milk :(

Powell

My mom is,crazy! Im gonna report her to CPS... AND SHE NEEDS A COUNSELOR, HER MARRIAGE FELL APART, HER KIDS GROWIN UP TOOOOO FAST, SHE HAVE NO FRIENDS, SHE ACT FAKE AROUND PEOPLE (thats why people talk behind her back!), and she is a CHEATER! IM SO MAD SHE PUT ME OUT.. IN THE RAIN! I been out the house for 3 days, HUNGRY! WHAT SHOULD I DO?

Young

Ok just so everyone knows that I love all animals, and was having a very bad day, someone stole my cat and two kittens then a week later my other cat and my heart was broken for real, and I just now read this and thought I would share cause it had me lol. It was a conversation between me and my niece on face book

me: cats are stupid

TaBatha: huh

me:i hate cats ....just venting ....thats all.....hate the stupid gatos

TaBatha: so r people

me:ummmm......yeah .....hate people ....ande cats
and kittens ....specialy kittens

TaBatha: who r u tryn to kidd u love cazts

me: nope ......hate em hate em....haaaaaaaaaaaaaaate em
and stupid people with stupid cats

TaBatha: whatever fibber
ur just mad cause yur a sucker 4 stupid people cats and expecially kittens

me: nope ....gonna get a duck
hate stupid people with stupid kats who have stupid kittens!!!!!!!

TaBatha: i like ducks

me: hate ducks t
o

TaBatha: wow... go away u sound like me

me: hate stupid ducks and syupid husbamds to
hate going away

TaBatha: can u friend me on cityville and asend me lots of suff please

me: hate cityville
but yeah i guess

TaBatha: i love yoo

me: i am going to start shooting all the strays i can find so no more making stupid ...cute ....no i mean stupid kittens
and send you stupid city stuff

TaBatha: did another kitten break ur heart

me: its a lie!
luv you to ....hate love!
do u think if kitens were flushed down a toilet would it stop it up?

TaBatha: stop it

me:yeah...thats what i thought to ...it would stop it

Itō

@its_my_egg_face she hates me lol the first one I did was hilarious she pulled a mad face at me, but I missed it!

Sánchez

Thinkin the crazy cat is on life number 8 n 3/4 right at this moment in time ....

Wáng

Naw a cant deal with this mad house! Im chasing my grans dog who is chasing my cat

Gabai

Yo you guys should go listen to Gallery Cat! I saw em at a show Saturday they got some mad crazy stuff

Fujii

My phantom puker just revealed herself. It is Venus. :p She is no longer a phantom puker but a mad puker. Poor kitty girl. :(

Lǐ

Phone call contest!
Hey guys i think its time for a riddle!!
Win a 5 min phone call!
ready !!
Whats Pink and smells like Green Paint?
Good luck.....

Cook

@alligatorsoap still she was the first female prime minister

Allen

I read an article today that explained the motivation behind those weird Facebook posts that ask people to guess a movie without an "A" or to "like" some cute cat photo or pop culture detritus. Once there are 1000s of "Likes" or Comments, the owner sells the page to an advertiser who can redesign and repost it in a new form on unsuspecting newsfeeds.

Kelly

Day 5 of extreme wild kingdom.....the natives are eerily quiet right now......wanna tiptoe to check on the "cotton balls" but know better for that would ensue a Kobe Barking Riot! So.....ima fall back for now since I'm off today. But they had mad fun when donyei came home! Had to bring out the earrplugs cos they was cutting up! Idk who was louder....the furbabies....or big belly! OMG.....now I'm being stalked by the cat.......

Miller

今日の入学式はMAD TOWNならではの星型剃り込みとか、フォーマルジャージの子がいなかったので物足りない感じ。

Evans

i will block u all, if u say i have wife, i hate marriage, i dont like marriage.

Kimura

Does anyone know how to report animal cruelty in this area?

Ikeda

My cat mad me jump coz she sneaked out being me from under my bed! Lol! <3 http://t.co/z4HE0W7CkQ

Zhū

more than 1 way 2 skin a cat

Sasaki

Mad cat!! Ouch http://t.co/TpGKtufM1h

Brijesh

Deh ebil neighbor lady iz outside yelling at Daddy :( She scares meh
Daddy iz calling deh cops

Kawle

Mad pops to #2 cat at michigan,

Bell

Is soooo not feeling the love for today. 2 full cups of tea spilt already. One sink filled with water & flooded. Cereal thrown all over the floor. Cat food eaten. Thank you connor for all of the above. Oh & Evie been sick so cleaned & changed bed again. Jack still in bed oblivious to it all. Back to work tomorrow for a rest. Xxx

James

I hate when my parents circumcise me and it hurts when I get an erection because the doctor cut off too much skin.

Nakashima

@alligatorsoap anyway she was an ill old woman in the end

Russell

“@PattWhoreton: MY CAT HAD KITTENS IN MY BED IDK IF IM MAD OR NOT” gimme one

Nakajima

@__ARROGANT oh. Then that cat is just mad insecure. Not a good way to go about pursuing a music career.

González

Is it bad to even try and attempt to have a farting contest with your dog? At the moment, even if I attempted to, I would get my ass royally kicked by Davinci.

Ogawa

Come home and found my 9 year old inside cat out side alone in the dark when I pulled into the drive way she ran to the side of the house. I jumped out of the car leaving it still running door wide open to run to get her where I found her hiding next to the air unit crying. I picked her up she bit me and scratched my hand it burns like crazy. Im guessing she just out of my grandmas bathroom window.. only thing I found open.. my heart is raceing I was so scared I wasnt going to be able to catch her. She is safe and sound inside hiding right now, she mad cause I had to pick her up. She HATES being picked up.