Always follow your penis, your heart knows nothing, it's stupid. Your penis never gets his feelings hurt. Your heart acts like a whiny little bitch if things don't go it's way. Your penis shakes it off like a really rough tackle in a football game, and gets back in the huddle. Your heart is a pussy! Your penis is a fighter, a good time Charlie, always there, and ready to go. Your penis is your friend, never complaining, and always there when needed, now do your part and be there for him! God bless you, and God bless your penis! And God Bless pussy too!!! We love you!!
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Hé
Beautiful day outside today FB fame. Enjoy ur day, keep me in mind for national championship game for tonight cause my ass gonna be working. Lmao.
Miller
Come watch the Final Mens NCAA game, Louisville vs Michigan at 9:00 pm tonight. Who do you think will be the winner?
Takeuchi
RMU sells out NIT game tickets, students pumped 
Wood
KENTUCKY VS. LOUISVILLE 12-27-1986 NCAA BASKETBALL FULL GAME WCPO-TV 9 CINCINATTI 
Zhōu
Do you want to go to the dback vs dodger game this fri? tix for you this hour with mc magic and eli fresh.. also the pregame party in the miller lite diamiond gold club.
magic and eli in the morning
follow us on instagram @elifresh983 @therealmcmagic
Roberts
WWE WrestleMania 29 Match Results :
– WWE Championship Match: The Rock (c) vs. JohnCena Winner : John Cena
-World Heavy Weight Championship Match : Alberto Del Rio (C) vs Jack Swagger Winner : Alberto Del Rio
- The Shield Vs Sheamus, Randy Orton & Big Show Winner : The Shield
- Singles Match : Triple H vs Brock Lesnar Winner : Triple H
- Singles Match : Undertaker Vs CM Punk Winner : Undertaker
- Singles Match : Mark Henry Vs Ryback Winner : Mark Henry
- Team Hell No Vs Dolph Ziggler & Big E Langston Winner : Team Hell No
- Chris Jericho Vs Fandango Winner : Fandango
- International Champioship Match : Wade BarrettVs The Miz Winner : The Miz
Yamashita
Red Sox game Wednesday night!!! Section 128, Row NN, Seats 1&2 ❤ you baby xoxo
Carter
So ive been nominated for the basketball shoot out today at work.. THE PRESSURE On! Lol ..they want me to win them pizza for lunch!!! Lets hope I dont let them down!
Kobayashi
Keeping Quiet Can Keep You Out of the Game 
Hú
Game over. My future. That s true--------
Watson
SPONGEBOB GOES TO STRIPCLUB!!! 
Sullivan
BACK ON MY.A GAME!!!!BCUX B JUST NOT CUTTING IT..
Sánchez
I am delighted to announce that I have accepted a faculty position at Carnegie Mellon University for the coming fall.
I'll be based in the HCI institute, which brings together computer scientists, psychologists, learning scientists, and designers to study how technology can support human activities of all kinds. So, basically my favorite kinds of people thinking about my favorite kinds of problems!
I'm jointly appointed with the ETC, Carnegie Mellon's game program. That means I get to help some of the most talented game students in the world make phenomenal games - and connect their game design to research questions about play, meaning, and human behavior.
I'm looking forward to collaborating with the terrific people I've already met, to working on cool projects, and to making new friends in Pittsburgh.
Westward ho!
Foster
Phillies game tonight! I Hope it stays this nice all day long
Cook
Hope my night class gets canceled cause im not missing the game
Reed
CUPIDSHIRE JOINS THE WWE (Smosh Game Bang) 
Hashimoto
I sooo hate doing my taxes. That's why I waited until today to finally have my appointment (10:00 this morning) They need to be in by next Monday. I'll make it just under the gun. Just the ultimate procrastinator when it come to this. But now I feel so much better. Like a big boulder fell off my shoulder. Now for the Tribe's home opener. Reminds me of the old days when my brother (RB) and I would take the buss downtown to the old stadium to watch the game. My idol was Rocky Colovito. Ahh, the good old days !!
Azoulay
Tickets Available for tomorrows game, Montreal Canadiens vs Washington Capitals ll Bell Center ll 7:30 PM - Click on: http://www.mmtickets.com
Torres
Can you help SeaTac United by volunteering to coach one of our younger teams on Tuesdays and game days?!?!
E-mail info@SeatacUnited.org or call (206) 486-5387 for more information.
We have recently lost two coaches due to changes in their work schedule. We offer a lot of support and you would be hard pressed to find a more rewarding way to spend your time.
Thank you!
Kamala
National championship game tonight at the house. That means lots of beers and prop bets. Bring a bunch of one dollar bills. Go Wolverines.
Kelly
The last paragraph of this article really rings true: http://t.co/Vdw3SXfZ3Q undefined
Maeda
Grandson Evan with his 6-boy dance group "LilPac" did well in their 2 performances at the Blue Wahoos baseball game yesterday, even in the rain. The Blue Wahoos beat Tennesee Smokies 4-2. Not only that, but Joe saw his neighbor in the stands and went over to him. It turned out that his grandson is also part of LilPac! A very good day!
Davis
im not speaking to nooo manchester united fans until the game is done and if man city lose no point in speaking to me at all
Ghatak
Does anyone want a game on FIFA 13 ultimate team (Xbox) if so either message the page your gamer tag or comment it down below.
-Parko
Nakajima
Adding game at 3:00 share and like ..
Shimizu
THE CAVE (Zero Punctuation) 
Smith
TGS Podcast #38 Hosted by TotalBiscuit, Jesse Cox, & Dodger 
Williams
Giants game - check, Golden Gate Bridge - check, Alcatraz - check.... San Fran done now its a road trip to Vegas 
Cruz
Michigan and Louisville game tonight is gonna be a good one...at least I had Louisville in the finals in my bracket so gotta pull for them
Zhū
J-Lin Extra #1: Harden Sits Out LAC Game, McHale & JLin -- Drama Behind The Scenes In Houston? 
Campbell
Last night we thought we were funny playing the invisible rope game at midnight and jogging on the canal #weirdos
Cox
@leighalexander @mikeBithell I don’t even think games need objectives - it really depends on the context (see http://t.co/R9G5IcSiU8). undefined
Collins
#1 Kentucky vs #4 Louisville Ncaa Tournament Final Four 2012 (Full Game) 
Sasaki
SimCity 5 - Edit freeway anywhere even outside boundary, still saves and syncs! 
Jaitly
Making "The Game" Company - The Guild Behind-the-Scenes S6 Ep 1 
Hall
So many great friends in this game and the only one I have for Slovenia is the goalie. #caramba #iihf2013wmia_5
Okada
I think we broke the game...(Borderlands 2 LOOT!!!!!) 
Robinson
Jurassic Park: The Game Playthrough 1 - The Intruder 
Levi
First game of the season at Fenway online? Hmmm...I think productivity may slow down a bit today...
Bell
NBA 2k13 My Career - NBA Finals Game 2 - When A NBA Star Tweets You Featuring Dwyane Wade 
Price
@_RelyRell what you doing now so we can get this hoop game knocked our the way
Watanabe
NBA Action: Sounds of the Game 
Lǐ
Star Trek the Video Game | William Shatner Facing the Gorn...Again. 
Tanaka
The Cards are double trouble this season; men & women team both in the final!
Yamaguchi
Linkin Park - CASTLE OF GLASS (featured in Medal of Honor Warfighter) 
Sakamoto
gotta find sumwere to watch the game tonite lets go michigian
Brooks
Easton for a new outfit, Yankees game tomorrow, 80 degrees on Wednesday AND I have the day off.. Sounds like a Great week to me
Morales
Hey yo angry customers in the game ._. http://t.co/kfsyqPYlhY
Bailey
#2 Kansas vs #2 Ohio State Ncaa Tournament Final Four 2012 (Full Game) 
Thompson
damn lost a couple niggas ta da game n da rest became fuck niggas
#circlesmall
Parker
Stanford Invite 2013 Game of the Tournament: Texas v. UNC-Wilmington 
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