Chess for Beginners with GM Yasser Seirawan - 2012.12.16
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Okada
Pinoy Battle of the Brainless
01. Host: What "N" is the national
tree of the Philippines?
Contestant: Niyog?
Host: Mas matigas pa diyan.
Contestant: (in a strong-sounding
voice) NIYOG!!!
02. Host: Saan "B" binaril si Jose
Rizal?
Contestant: Sa back?
Host: O sige, puwede rin na ang simula
ay letter "L" .
Contestant: Likod?
Host: Hindi pa rin. Para mas
madali, "R.P." ang initials ng modern
name
nito.
Contestant: Rear Part? (Susme! Likod
pa rin yun!)
03. Host : Saan "B" tayo madalas
pumunta pag summer upang maligo?
Contestant: Banyo?
Host: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon,
maaarawan ka.
Contestant: Bubong?
Host : Hindi, marami kang makikita
duong mga babaeng naka-bikini.
Contestant: Beerhouse!
04. Host: Anong "L" ang tawag sa tao
na sumasagip sa iyo pag ikaw ay
nalulunod?
Contestant: Lifebuoy?
Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng
pangalan ng sabon ang pangalan ng ito.
Contestant : Safeguard?
Host:Hindi, pagsamahin mo yung
dalawang sagot mo.
Contestant : Safe Buoy?
Host: Hindi siya "boy" at matipuno nga
ang kaniyang katawan.
Contestant: Ah, Mr. Clean!
05. Host: Anong "S" ang ginagamit na
flotation device sa dagat upang hindi
ka malunod?
Contestant: Sirena?
Host: Hindi! Hindi ito babae.
Contestant: Siyokoy?
Host: Hindi ito lalake.
Contestant: Siyoke?
06. Host: What "S" is the national
flower of the Philippines?
Contestant: Sunflower?
Host: Hindi. Binebenta ito sa kalye.
Contestant: Stork?
Host: Hindi. Bulaklak sabi eh.
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak?
Host: Hindi pa rin. It ends with a
letter "A".
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak na may
suka?
Host: Oh, para madali, uulitin ko ang
clues at dadagdagan ko pa! Anong
pangalan ng bulaklak na nagsisimula
sa "S", nagtatapos sa letrang "A", at
kapangalan ng isang sikat na singer?
Contestant: Si...Sharon Cuneta!
07. Host: Sino ang kauna-unahang Chess
Grandmaster of Asia?
Contestant: Carole KING?
Host:Hindi, mas mababa sa king.
Contestant: Al QUINN?
Host: Hindi, tagalog ang apelyido niya.
Contestant: Armida Siguion-REYNA?
Host: Hindi pa rin. Mas mababa sa
reyna.
Contestant: BISHOP Bacani?
Host: Mas mababa sa bishop.
Contestant: Johnny MidNIGHT?
Host: Mas mababa sa Knight.
Contestant: Jerry PONS?
Host: Oh, ayan na, nabanggit mo na
lahat ng piyesa sa Chess. Yung
kahuli-hulihang piyesa na lang.
Contestant: Sylvia laTORRE!
08. Host: Sino ang national hero na
naka-picture sa 500 Peso bill? Clue,may
initials na N.A.
Contestant:Nora Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Ang pangalan niya ay nage-
end sa "Y".
Contestant: Guy Aunor?
Host: Hindi.Dati siyang Senador.
Contestant: Si Former Senator Guy
Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Patay na siya.
Contestant: ANO??!! PATAY NA SI NORA
AUNOR???!!!!
09. Host: What "K" is the national
animal of the Philippines?
Contestant: Kuto?
Host: Hinde. Clue, kasa-kasama ito sa
pagsasaka ng lupa.
Contestant : Kutong Lupa!
10.Host: Sino ang unang pambansang
bayani ng Pilipinas na may initials na
J.R.?
Contestant: Jeric Raval?
Host: Hindi, isa siyang doctor!
Contestant: Dr. Jeric Raval?
Host: Mali pa din, patay na siya!
Contestant: The Late Dr. Jeric Raval???
Hahahaha..... =)
Martínez
DANG BLUNDER!!!! Dealing with Chess Blnders
Thompson
today was one of those EXTRA long ones...at least I whooped hiney on some chess earlier, the knight game was ferocious!!!!!
Bennett
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Yamaguchi
Saturday, April 13 - Saturday Knight Fever Chess Club from 11 am to 1 pm. We open with a short lesson. Then, practice the new skills in free play the rest of the time. All ages and abilities are encouraged to come.
Sasaki
Tin Knight piece purchased by ROBOT_Blade in Chess
Shimizu
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Rivera
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Foster
So if I walk only on every second tile on my floor, is that OCD? >_>
Hasegawa
#TabletopDay at The Black Knight Gaming Centre. We had a great day yesterday getting to play the WWI card-driven Paths Of Glory, Twilight Struggle with a chess clock, Thor, Clacks, Saboteur and Race For The Galaxy. Very tired today :) thanks to everyone who played and hosted games.
Yamasaki
Pinoy Battle of the Brainless
01. Host: What "N" is the national
tree of the Philippines?
Contestant: Niyog?
Host: Mas matigas pa diyan.
Contestant: (in a strong-sounding
voice) NIYOG!!!
02. Host: Saan "B" binaril si Jose
Rizal?
Contestant: Sa back?
Host: O sige, puwede rin na ang simula
ay letter "L" .
Contestant: Likod?
Host: Hindi pa rin. Para mas
madali, "R.P." ang initials ng modern
name
nito.
Contestant: Rear Part? (Susme! Likod
pa rin yun!)
03. Host : Saan "B" tayo madalas
pumunta pag summer upang maligo?
Contestant: Banyo?
Host: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon,
maaarawan ka.
Contestant: Bubong?
Host : Hindi, marami kang makikita
duong mga babaeng naka-bikini.
Contestant: Beerhouse!
04. Host: Anong "L" ang tawag sa tao
na sumasagip sa iyo pag ikaw ay
nalulunod?
Contestant: Lifebuoy?
Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng
pangalan ng sabon ang pangalan ng ito.
Contestant : Safeguard?
Host:Hindi, pagsamahin mo yung
dalawang sagot mo.
Contestant : Safe Buoy?
Host: Hindi siya "boy" at matipuno nga
ang kaniyang katawan.
Contestant: Ah, Mr. Clean!
05. Host: Anong "S" ang ginagamit na
flotation device sa dagat upang hindi
ka malunod?
Contestant: Sirena?
Host: Hindi! Hindi ito babae.
Contestant: Siyokoy?
Host: Hindi ito lalake.
Contestant: Siyoke?
06. Host: What "S" is the national
flower of the Philippines?
Contestant: Sunflower?
Host: Hindi. Binebenta ito sa kalye.
Contestant: Stork?
Host: Hindi. Bulaklak sabi eh.
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak?
Host: Hindi pa rin. It ends with a
letter "A".
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak na may
suka?
Host: Oh, para madali, uulitin ko ang
clues at dadagdagan ko pa! Anong
pangalan ng bulaklak na nagsisimula
sa "S", nagtatapos sa letrang "A", at
kapangalan ng isang sikat na singer?
Contestant: Si...Sharon Cuneta!
07. Host: Sino ang kauna-unahang Chess
Grandmaster of Asia?
Contestant: Carole KING?
Host:Hindi, mas mababa sa king.
Contestant: Al QUINN?
Host: Hindi, tagalog ang apelyido niya.
Contestant: Armida Siguion-REYNA?
Host: Hindi pa rin. Mas mababa sa
reyna.
Contestant: BISHOP Bacani?
Host: Mas mababa sa bishop.
Contestant: Johnny MidNIGHT?
Host: Mas mababa sa Knight.
Contestant: Jerry PONS?
Host: Oh, ayan na, nabanggit mo na
lahat ng piyesa sa Chess. Yung
kahuli-hulihang piyesa na lang.
Contestant: Sylvia laTORRE!
08. Host: Sino ang national hero na
naka-picture sa 500 Peso bill? Clue,may
initials na N.A.
Contestant:Nora Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Ang pangalan niya ay nage-
end sa "Y".
Contestant: Guy Aunor?
Host: Hindi.Dati siyang Senador.
Contestant: Si Former Senator Guy
Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Patay na siya.
Contestant: ANO??!! PATAY NA SI NORA
AUNOR???!!!!
09. Host: What "K" is the national
animal of the Philippines?
Contestant: Kuto?
Host: Hinde. Clue, kasa-kasama ito sa
pagsasaka ng lupa.
Contestant : Kutong Lupa!
10.Host: Sino ang unang pambansang
bayani ng Pilipinas na may initials na
J.R.?
Contestant: Jeric Raval?
Host: Hindi, isa siyang doctor!
Contestant: Dr. Jeric Raval?
Host: Mali pa din, patay na siya!
Contestant: The Late Dr. Jeric Raval???
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