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Martínez
Our Features Ed @666amit on why @bmthofficial breaking the top ten is great for British metal. http://t.co/ud8C1rJvwN
Barnes
@LoveJCapshaw JENNIFER KOMMT IRGENDWANN DIE 7.STAFFEL THE L WORD ?? IST DIE VIELLEICHT GEPLANT IN ZUKUNFT ? WAR DER HAMMER!!LGIRIS
Biton
@justinbieber in Köln. War hammer ! i love you <3
#Thanksforcommingjustinbieber #justinbieber <3 <3 http://t.co/ElmkO4O8px
King
Lietzow
Mizrachi
home sweet home ❤ wieder eine hammer time warp
Bell
And at the last, Fenrir will swallow the Sun..
Zhōu
Morning everyone and welcome to Monday! Tania here from the River949 Newsroom and making some of the headlines today.....
-Police on the hunt for a man who used a hammer to threaten hotel workers in a brazen Logan robbery overnight
-61 year old man to front court over alleged arson attack on Brisbanes southside
-Gillard steps up Australia's military ties with China
-The US has put off a planned missile test - with fears it could turn North Korea's threats of war into reality.
- And Offspring star Asher Keddie claims the Gold Logie!
Don't forget to head to River949.com to check out more news!
Have a great week:)
Fisher
damals, als die suppenkelle mein hammer war..
Nakajima
@catsandkurt dipe d.o.d. war das beste konzert, rrrichtig hammer
Suzuki
Was für ein gelungener Tag. Die Ausstellungseröffnung war der Burner und ich war dabei. Hammer!@BrennerKlaudt
Watson
What is wrong with our Government?
Niger Delta militant Amnesty - 75k/month,
Boko Haram - Amnesty 100k/month,
NYSC - 19,800/month,
minimum wage - 18,900/month.
Choose your career wisely. LIKE this if you Understand!
Hernández
It’s rare that I add a chain email, but I thought this one was so original, I wanted to share it with you. It’s credited to a college student by the name of John J. Wall, but I can’t vouch for that.
Divorce Decree
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950′s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.
We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.
You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.
We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.
We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks.
We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.
We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain.
You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Prius you can find.
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.
We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.” I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine”, “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, “Kum Ba Ya” or “We Are the World”.
We’ll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P. S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.
P. S. S. And you won’t have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Hú
But I will take sympathy follows lol
Tanaka
Our summer plans though!^.^ ❤
Sharma
Blogs Of War: Why BMTH In The Top Ten Is Great For British Metal http://t.co/TsAFLDFRmN via @Metal_Hammer
Butler
Party Hard :-)
Kimura
@m00shpit Und hey, NFS #Underground bis #Carbon waren hammer Spiele. Alles danach war eher geht so. MEINER MEINUNG NACH.
Wilson
@neon_dogs zuerst war ich skeptisch aber ihr seid wirklich eine hammer band :) danke für den tollen Auftritt in Dortmund !
Collins
Du stalkst mich
Jackson
@thisiscro Auftritt bei @OPENIN_Festival war hammer, hier das Nachweis in vidéo http://t.co/5e6Cg8mhrQ vg an @chimperator und
@PSAIKODINO
Sánchez
Blogs Of War: Why BMTH In The Top Ten Is Great For British Metal http://t.co/dSWhIBxugC @Metal_Hammerさんから
Lín
@justinbieber ooh good night ! ♡♡ das Konzert war der hammer du *-*
Garg
KingdomLifestyle MinistriesInternational
If you are happy, comfortable and living peaceful in your country, then please pray for those who are not ....
RELIGION HEADINE NEWS TODAY REPORTS ....North Korean Church Leaders Ask for Prayer Amid War Preparations
North Korean church leaders are asking Christians worldwide to pray for their country amid increased war threats and combat preparation by North Korean military officials, Open Doors USA reports. According to underground Christians, there is a war-like atmosphere in the country: "We are to meet the decisive battle with a gun in one hand and a hammer in the other," said one Christian leader, summarizing the message North Korean people recently received from the high command. "The military army, navy, air force troops, strategic rocket troops, the red guards and the red youth guards are already in combat mode. Urgent meetings are being held everywhere, regardless if it is day or night. At those meetings, officials make decisions on what needs to happen in case war breaks out and everyone, including women, needs to be combat ready." The leader said North Korean Christians and other citizens feared war and its consequences, and requested prayers from believers worldwide: "I would like to thank the many brothers and sisters around the world for their continuous love and support. We know that our journey will not be an easy one, but we are sure that our faith, desperate hope and passionate desire will some day bear many fruit. No matter how difficult life is for us, we never blame or complain about our circumstances. God has promised us in the Bible that if we seek His kingdom first, all other things will be given to us as well. Please pray for us."
Harris
@xo__FOREIGN not me I get a bad one imma force her to meet my parents, rub her feet and buy her a puppy EveryDamnDay.
Hebbar
I need help for a project please. What three things would you use to represent you, or carry with you? The tinier the better (no people or animals although pictures/hair locks/ashes etc are ok)
Thank you!
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