Chickens jumping like checkers. But the game is chess
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Parker
Sánchez
Yamasaki
Are you playing too many video games?
1. You tip over trash cans looking for fully cooked turkeys when you’re hungry.
2. You have tried to “Fus Ro Dah” an annoying coworker.
3. When someone says the word “toasty”, you cannot stop yourself from singsong yelling “TOASTY”, a la Mortal Kombat.
4. You are unaware of major events in the real world, because you’re not quite sure there even is a real world anymore.
5. You haven’t given up on video game movies and go see every Resident Evil sequel, despite all evidence that it’s going to be crap.
6. When you see a nice car, your first thought is to steal it because you bet it would go really fast careening around Liberty City, uh, we mean, wherever you live.
7. When you enter a building, you immediately look around for the surfaces you could shoot a portal onto.
8. Your farm on Farmville is better cared for than your actual plants… or your pubes.
9. You rifle through the knick knack containers and chests in other people’s houses, expecting to find gold coins.
10. You can articulate a complete series of plays for a pro basketball game, but you’ve never made a shot from the free throw line in reality.
11. Your knowledge of war comes solely from Call of Duty.
12. If you’re reading this, you aren’t playing too many video games, because reading this means you’re doing something other than playing video games.
- I am (LewkOne)
Sadangi
Won our lax game! 13-11 go checkers!
Yamamoto
Thai Checkers: A popular recess game that everyone in Thailand knows how to play it. An… http://t.co/yv9yRzraUK
García
@Thiefofhearts @rdonoghue if a game is still playable, how is it "dead"? Dead as much as chess, checkers or backgammon.
Edwards
Thanks to everyone who posted, texted or gave me a gift today!! I had a wonderful and have been so incredibly spoiled that I don't know how I'll get back to normal tomorrow!!! Thanks esp to Stephen Henley for making my birthday AMAZING!!!! I love you!!
Taylor
Hyundai Home Game Preview - 3/9/13 - Houston Aeros vs Charlotte Checkers
Katz
@The_Mandypants - ok .. well I won the last checkers game ever via msn mess !!!!!!!!!!! lol
Yamashita
Below are the list of Run Commands for Windows 7
Calculator = calc
Certificate Manager = certmgr.msc
Character Map = charmap
Check Disk Utility = chkdsk
Control Panel = control
Command Prompt = cmd.exe
Date and Time Properties = timedate.cpl
Add/Remove Programs = appwiz.cpl
Keyboard Properties = control keyboard
Regional Settings = intl.cpl
Registry Editor = regedit.exe
Windows Standalong Update Manager = wusa
Windows System Security Tool = syskey
Windows Share Creation Wizard = shrpubw
Wordpad = write
Task Manager = taskmgr
SQL Client Configuration = cliconfg
Snipping Tool = snippingtool
Sound Volume = sndvo
Trusted Platform Module = TpmInit
Windows Magnifier = magnify
Scheduled Tasks = control schedtasks
Windows Firewall = firewall.cpl
System Configuration Utility = msconfig
Sound Recorder = soundrecorder
Defragment User Interface = dfrgui
Ditilizer Calibration Tool = tabcal
Disk Management = diskmgmt.msc
Notepad = notepad Utility Manager = utilman
User Accounts = netplwiz or control userpasswords2
Printer Migration = PrintBrmUi
Private Character Editor = eudcedit
Mouse Properties = control mouse
Mouse Properties = main.cpl
Security Center = wscui.cpl
Services = services.msc
Shared Folders/MMC = fsmgmt.msc
Shuts Down Windows = shutdown
Windows Management Infrastructure = wmimgmt.msc
Windows Update App Manager = wuapp
Administrative Tools = control admintools
Authorization Manager= azman.msc
Microsoft Support Diagnostic Tool = msdt
Microsoft Paint = mspaint.exe
Power Configuration = powercfg.cpl
Printers and Faxes = control printers
Display Properties = controldesktop or desk.cpl DPI Scaling = dpiscaling
Internet Explorer = iexplore
Iexpress Wizard = iexpress
Component Services = dcomcnfg
Computer Management = compmgmt.msc
Downloads = Downloads
Device Manager = devmgmt.msc
Direct X Troubleshooter = dxdiag
Disk Cleanup Utility = cleanmgr
Disk Parmelonion Manager = diskpart
Driver Package Installer = dpinst
Driver Verifier Utility = verifier or /reset
DVD Player = dvdplay
Encryption File System = rekeywiz
Event Viewer = eventvwr.msc
Fax Cover Sheet Editor = fxscover
File Signature Verification Tool = sigverif
Folders Properties = control folders
Fonts = control fonts
Free Cell Card Game = freecell
Group Policy Editor = gpedit.msc
Internet Properties = inetcpl.cpl
IP Configuration = ipconfig.exe
Windows Backup Utility = sdclt
Windows Fax and Scan = wfs
iSCSI Initiator = iscsicpl
Libraries = explorer
Local Security Settings = secpol.msc
Local Users and Groups = lusrmgr.msc
Logs You Out Of Windows = logoff
Network Connections = control netconnections
Network Connections = ncpa.cpl
ODBC Data Source Administrator = odbcad32
Optional Features Manager = optionalfeatures
On Screen Keyboard = osk
Performance Monitor = perfmon.msc
Phone and Modem Options = telephon.cpl
Remote Assistance = msra
Remote Desktop = mstsc
Resultant Set of Policy = rsop.msc
Sounds and Audio = mmsys.cpl
Spider Solitare Card Game = spider
Stored User Names and Passwords = credwiz
Sticky Note = StikyNot
System Configuration Editor = sysedit
System File Checker Utility = sfc
System Information = msinfo32
System Properties = sysdm.cpl
Windows Activation = slui
Windows Firewall with Advanced Security = wf.msc
Windows Image Acquisition = wiaacmgr
Windows Media Player = wmplayer
--प्रशांत धुमाळ
Biton
Ortiz
Jenkins
Ronnie and I began our walking again last night.. Feeling so good from our walk.. We were about half way through the walk and Ronnie says.. " I bet Woody will be curled up on the sofa when we get home" .. ( we had discussed taking him or not.. Or not won because we thought country roads might be a little rough for a puppies tender feet).. Returning home.. We eased in and found our tender footed puppy had totally redecorated our home.. My linen napkin and ring was in the den.. Paper from my favorite read that was on my nightstand now has 1/4 of the front cover missing .. The handcrafted book mark that my mother made for me was hoarded in his stash under our bed( where he keeps his collectables) .. The checker game is now half boxed.. He has not " passed" a checker YET! My Angel doll on my bed was missing her dress collar .. Of course, under my bed) ..
And we will not discuss his grand finale .. Awaiting us as he has been housebroken for months...
Whose fault?? Ours.. He will be crated tonight as we walk .. Sweet Woody's tender feet will be spared and our home will be as well..
Amar
I played a terrible game of checkers. Check mate.
Fisher
Lynxmotion Arm Playing Checkers Update 23 June 2010
Díaz
The World Greatest Checkers Game!
Gokani
Charlotte Jr. Checkers Tryouts
Anderson
Checkers banana shakes game
Wilson
TIP OF THE DAY: Many big checker errors are the result of not properly considering the big picture first: the score, importance of gammons, position of the cube, and the overall game plan. These are the "strategic" elements of any checker play, and they are often overlooked.
Powell
This question is mainly for women...Gals tell me what is the first thing that you quickly get rid of th minute you get home....LOL...mina u bodice i hate it with a passion....asizwe ke mantombazane...omadevana cha....lol...
David
GAMEZER CHECKERS -Tompson part2
Nguyen
Life Is Like A Game Of Chest , Why You Guys Playin Checkers !?
Yamazaki
Charlotte Checkers CheckMates-Push It
Baruwal
Whoa, is that @PaulBranecky I hear on the radio call of the Checkers game?
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